OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
omfg...do u know what it is like to have a almost broke arm? it is like ****! that is right i badly sprung "broke" my arm and they have it in the stupid slint, no a **** cast to hold it better in place, a damn slint. and it hurts, like ****!
i was running and i jumped in the air onto a pole. swung around it, slipped, and fell on my arm. i was kinda showing off for some people that thought i could pole dance! LOL
my point is i hurt and right now i am bored and just wanted to inform ya'll. idk! bye bye!
i was running and i jumped in the air onto a pole. swung around it, slipped, and fell on my arm. i was kinda showing off for some people that thought i could pole dance! LOL
my point is i hurt and right now i am bored and just wanted to inform ya'll. idk! bye bye!
Ashley- Private
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Well pole dancer's don't usually get a running start...
You need to work on your technique some methinks.
You need to work on your technique some methinks.
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duh i know tht
i wasnt trying to be a pole dancer. it was more like firefighter or something. i was just showing off showing some people i can slide down a pole with style and a little ********. WOW i sound like a *****
i wasnt trying to be a pole dancer. it was more like firefighter or something. i was just showing off showing some people i can slide down a pole with style and a little ********. WOW i sound like a *****
Ashley- Private
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Ashley wrote:duh i know thtbut
i wasnt trying to be a pole dancer. it was more like firefighter or something. i was just showing off showing some people i can slide down a pole with style and a little slutyness. WOW i sound like a whore
No, you just need a cooler story of how you broke your arm, try this one:
"The zombies came running after me and my shotgun was out of ammo, on of them leaped forward like a cat on top of me. I slit its neck with a pocket knife before it pinned me down. I ran, but you gotta remember I had not to many places to go I as I was on top of a building. I saw a large pipe and I used it to knock the zombies out but it was not good enough. There were to many. So I pole vaulted over the building to the next building that had no zombies. All the ******* zombies fell down into the streets, killing them as I finnished the pole vault I fell over sideways, breaking my arm. Then I saw the survival helicopter and shot my flair gun up, and they saw it and took me to the hospital and now thats how I got this."
Try that one.
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Jordan wrote:Ashley wrote:duh i know thtbut
i wasnt trying to be a pole dancer. it was more like firefighter or something. i was just showing off showing some people i can slide down a pole with style and a little slutyness. WOW i sound like a whore
No, you just need a cooler story of how you broke your arm, try this one:
"The zombies came running after me and my shotgun was out of ammo, on of them leaped forward like a cat on top of me. I slit its neck with a pocket knife before it pinned me down. I ran, but you gotta remember I had not to many places to go I as I was on top of a building. I saw a large pipe and I used it to knock the zombies out but it was not good enough. There were to many. So I pole vaulted over the building to the next building that had no zombies. All the dumbass zombies fell down into the streets, killing them as I finnished the pole vault I fell over sideways, breaking my arm. Then I saw the survival helicopter and shot my flair gun up, and they saw it and took me to the hospital and now thats how I got this."
Try that one.
That story is full of winnage... Only instead of zombies, it should be angry soccer moms.
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Jordan wrote:Ashley wrote:duh i know thtbut
i wasnt trying to be a pole dancer. it was more like firefighter or something. i was just showing off showing some people i can slide down a pole with style and a little slutyness. WOW i sound like a whore
No, you just need a cooler story of how you broke your arm, try this one:
"The zombies came running after me and my shotgun was out of ammo, on of them leaped forward like a cat on top of me. I slit its neck with a pocket knife before it pinned me down. I ran, but you gotta remember I had not to many places to go I as I was on top of a building. I saw a large pipe and I used it to knock the zombies out but it was not good enough. There were to many. So I pole vaulted over the building to the next building that had no zombies. All the dumbass zombies fell down into the streets, killing them as I finnished the pole vault I fell over sideways, breaking my arm. Then I saw the survival helicopter and shot my flair gun up, and they saw it and took me to the hospital and now thats how I got this."
Try that one.
tldr narb.
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rofl waffle wrote:Jordan wrote:Ashley wrote:duh i know thtbut
i wasnt trying to be a pole dancer. it was more like firefighter or something. i was just showing off showing some people i can slide down a pole with style and a little slutyness. WOW i sound like a whore
No, you just need a cooler story of how you broke your arm, try this one:
"The zombies came running after me and my shotgun was out of ammo, on of them leaped forward like a cat on top of me. I slit its neck with a pocket knife before it pinned me down. I ran, but you gotta remember I had not to many places to go I as I was on top of a building. I saw a large pipe and I used it to knock the zombies out but it was not good enough. There were to many. So I pole vaulted over the building to the next building that had no zombies. All the dumbass zombies fell down into the streets, killing them as I finnished the pole vault I fell over sideways, breaking my arm. Then I saw the survival helicopter and shot my flair gun up, and they saw it and took me to the hospital and now thats how I got this."
Try that one.
tldr narb.
Too long didn't read on a story?
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floyed the barber wrote:Wtf does narb mean?
Its her retarded misrepresentation of the word "nerd"
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