How to "go green"

by **zombieman84** Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:31 pm

It's that time again! Earth Day! I'm sure you heard about "going green" by now. But how can a normal individual ever hope to be able to "go green" in their own lives? Not to worry! Many people have made it incredibly easy to "go green". Here's one person telling you how:

If you're not getting what she's saying, i'll explain...

1. Don't be a 9 year old; Don't print every document on your computer.
2. Use paper found in trash cans.
3. Use a ceramic mug to drink. And if you don't have one, use your hands! Razz

4. Bring your kitchen with you to work. Also, don't use napkins (who needs those?)
5. Use plastic containers. It may poison liquids, but at least it's green!
6. Open your windows to get light, because no light can get through a window!
7. Unplug all of your computer's wires, and try to re-plug them the next day. Fun!
8. FALCON PAWNCH all plastic bottles.
9. Ask your boss if you can goof around at home all day once in a while.

Still not feeling the "go green" vibe? Well, maybe the EFFING HUGE Green Help by Nickelodeon will change your perspective!

Wow, those Nick stars sure show that "going green" is no laughing matter! I'm sure none of those people actually DO any of that stuff, but it's the thought that counts. Except for you. If YOU don't "go green", the world hates YOU. Not Miranda Cosgrove. YOU.

STILL not going to "go green"???????? Well, you just need MORE WAYS TO HALP. These typically heard about ways to help the Earth will get you in the mood!

1. Take 5 second showers

2. Compost organic materials

3. Compost inorganic materials

4. COMPOST FUCKING EVERYTHING

5. Do your schoolwork on your desk; write in blood

6. Go for 1 second on the computer for every 12 hours off (imagine how long it took me to write this!)

7. Rince your toothbrush with your own saliva to cut down waste water

8. Don't use a bike, that sends dust up which harms the atmosphere. Don't walk, you might crush an insect or ameoba. Instead, just IMAGINE going somewhere.

And that's all it takes to "go green" on Earth Day!

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Okay, i'm pretty sure that you can tell my opinions on "going green" by now. Srry, it's just a little annoying hearing the teachers at school screeching about "going green". They even suggest using Blackle. They're that out of touch. Anyway, just not wasting EXUBERANT ammounts of things is all it takes. If you really care, then clean up a habitat somewhere or plant a tree. Nothing like ZOMG DON'T GO TO WORK IT WASTES ENERGEE. At least, that's my opinion of things.

Happy Earth Day! ^_^