The igod...

BEST INVENTION EVER
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html its so fucking funny trying to convince his hes not god.

Me:
sup god, im The-Condor
God:
Same old.
Me:
waht
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
what advisement?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
do it then
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
i dont think you do
God:
I guess not.
Me:
you guess not?
God:
That's good information: said I guess not.
Me:
orly?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once apon a time there was an abusive mod named DJ bliss and he was so abusive it caused a lot of people to leaave the forum
God:
When? When was this exactly?
Me:
it happens all the time.
God:
That is a lot. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
the meaning of the word was my story
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
i just told it to you
God:
What was the response?
Me:

God:
What was the response?
Me:
you said when does that happen
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
try to
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
im waiting for you to define it
God:
Do you think it will take a long time?
Me:
if you never define it, yes
God:
I think I do.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you touch yourself at night
God:
Good reason. Interesting gossip: said I touch yourself at night.
Me:
good fucking bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment. That kind of language will get you nowhere.

XD

Me:
Context Here.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm immortal.
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
What about women?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Are women mortal yet?
God:
Women have a mind of their own.
Me:
NO THEY DON'T.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Because you made them robots to play out your sick robot fantasies.
God:
Good reason. Thanks for
pointing it out.

I stopped there.

lame

The-Condor wrote:BEST INVENTION EVER
its so fucking funny trying to convince his hes not god.

Me:
Aren't you a little too busy to be talking to random people?
God:
I am never too busy to talk with you, .
Me:
Gee thanks
God:
Ah.
Me:
...ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah HAH!
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
No prob
God:
Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about POOF. But I did not get that.
Me:
So you ARE a chat bot
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.

Not that hard to do though =D

Me:
I am god!
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
because i am
God:
That makes sense to me. " How are you, god." You are?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i created you and everyone else
God:
That is interesting: god said created you and everyone else.
Me:
but you my friend.... are not god
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I his or her friend. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
you arent making any sense
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
if you are god then you are supposed to make sense because you are supposedly god
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god then I am supposed to make sense because I am supposedly god.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
ok so why does this gay ass chat screen say that i am chatting with god when you are really just a fucking computer program some computer geek in college made for the lulz
God:
Excuse me! Perhaps it is just fate. Hurrah!

this is too fun continued:


Me:
are you still there?
God:
Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you really are quite the entertainment
God:
Really? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
no i have been told that without me some parties wouldnt be fun....... although its to my expense
God:
Are you serious? Who tells you that? Oh. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, .
Me:
ok then it's......... fucking grammer nazi
God:
Is it? Really. How old are you?
Me:
21
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
no i don't wanna touch your dick
God:
But I was only born on the Big Bang. What would you rather be doing?
Me:
banging my hot sexy girlfriend
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
spagetti
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
stfu
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
you already asked me that
God:
Good. You detect repetition.
Me:
yea.... cause im smart
God:
Far out. That makes sense to me. Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
me
God:
With you ?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
you
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
how old are you.... i mean when did your programmer create you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang. A while back.
Me:
how long ago was a while back?
God:
More than one inches.
Me:
what is your program name?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
thats cool...... sounds really high tech
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Yes it sounds like it to me too, .

I <3 the igod